Lys-i-um (William Wagner)
Mother: Marilyn Wagner McKelsey
Father: Apollo
Hair color: brown
Eye color: brown
Status: demigod
“Lys-i-um” is William Wagner’s stage name. He started his musical career at the age of 8 with his older cousin, Lance Rogue, who invited him to be an honorary member of his band, The Ruthless Toothpick. After that, Will Wagner went to Camp Half-Blood, and Lance joined him a few months later, for he’d just realized he was a demigod son of Demeter. (I’m sure the pack of hellhounds chasing him might have been a hint.) There they started up The Ruthless Toothpick again, but went their separate ways after college. (Lance became a famous producer.) William is currently engaged to Alli Marx, daughter of Aphrodite.
A shot of Will Wagner fromĀ theenabler.blogspot.com.

What kind of a band name is “The Ruthless Toothpick”?