Hello fellow demigods, demititans, and of course, porcupines!
As you all know, Alex, daughter of Ares and I are having a little friendly swim race. However, we need your support in order to win. I am going to explain why to join me.
1.I am lacking supporters! As explained below Redwavers get a sweet deal.
2. Both of us have done a swim team, but Alex hasn’t swam for four years. I swim regularly, making me more in shape.
3.Redwavers get a free t-shirt that says: I am a Redwaver, and Redwavers always win. It comes in multiple colors and you can get your name on it.
4. Redwavers get V.I.P seating at the event and afterparty.
5. I allow demititans, and respect them. I’d lie some demititans on my team.
6. If a Redwaver makes a post, I will publish it A.S.A.P, and I’ll comment on all their posts.
7. When you join Team Redwaves, you get a free Welcome muffin basket.
8. You get a cool name: Redwaver(s)
9.We have a mini fridge in our lounge. That’s right. We have a lounge.
10. Come to the Redwavers. WE HAVE COOKIES!
I hope that’s convincing. Btw, be nice to Team Alex. Alex is a nice girl, don’t be evil. I need to recognize Wisdom for being a true supporter. She rules! If you are on Team Redwaves ONLY, plz say so in the comments. JOIN TEAM REDWAVES TODAY!!!!